I was gonna say muppets shirt, but then I remembered that I know people who were traumatized as children by the Fire Dancers in Labyrinth.

Oh man, a MOLLE bag where all the straps are Pride rainbow stripes? That would be awesome.

Part of your trouble there is that Google is absolute dog shit these days. It used to be like magic; simple search terms would find you exactly what you were looking for in the first handful of results. Now you’re lucky to find it on the second page.

You’re not wrong there.

It’s technically possible to administer Linux servers with a Nintendo DS.

…Not sure where I was going with that, except to say that you can, in fact, do just that with an actual toy.