Military, jail - what’s the difference?

Just wanna run an OS that works and doesn’t require reading documentation because I have a life and a real job

That’s fair. It’s just called a vibrating cock ring. You can find them anywhere. Amazon has them even.

Buy one of these things and it’ll save you the effort. She’ll get off every time and you don’t have to do much.

Valgrind to the rescue

Kill dash nine https://youtu.be/Fow7iUaKrq4

God, imagine debugging 250,000 lines of code to find some bug the AI created.

As an engineer, I would rather develop on Mac than any other OS. I have shit to do and need to work in a POSIX compliant OS without bloat, while also not worrying about my OS install getting borked arbitrarily because I looked at it wrong.