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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

Lose money? Check with the kids

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Lose money? Check with the kids

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    5 hours ago

    “Hey, I can’t zero my till. Mom’s skimming again!”

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    Can’t really see what sort of money that is. But the scenario is realistic.

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      Looks Canadian. The colours match the denominations, and I can almost make out the moose on one of the quarters

      • unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Definitely Canadian, I thought it might be NZD, but the shape of the clear window on the $20 matches ours.

      • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        Yeah it’s Canadian. I can see the moose. Newfie ability.

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      Egyptian money (new variants). The 20 pounds are green, the 10 pounds are red, and the gold-ish coins are 50 pennies each.

      The ones with the silver rim under the paper currency are whole pounds.

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    It’s basically play money anyways.

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      Better than green fascist paper ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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        Imagine only being worth seventy-two percent of the fascist bucks.

        • otp@sh.itjust.works
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          …why would someone take pride in valuable fascism?

          Like…I have less money than Elon Musk. But I’m more emotionally stable, probably happier, and not a pedo. There’s more important things than monetary value.

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          Imagine having a whole complex about it and never once even coming close.

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            Way closer then those moose fuckers.

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              Yes, but…

              *hides*

            • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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              And still, somehow, it is better than green fascist paper

              ¯(ツ)/¯

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          And yet? Still better than green fascist paper ¯(ツ)/¯

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          Quite the opposite, and the USD has been tanking all year. Try again?

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          I love using Canadian money because every time I use it I’m reminded I don’t live in the US.

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