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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

It's a very rare find

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone
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    This might beat the scene in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the dining table with chairs.

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      Reminds me of that great classic:

      • Table for 26?

      • But… You’re with 13 people.

      • Yes, but we like to sit on the same side of the table.

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      Technically, he doesn’t invent them. He’s just riding the trend.

      Also, probably the best scene in that movie.

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        A bit more nuanced then I remembered.

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      He was a lousy carpenter according to scholars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0

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        He most likely wasn’t a carpenter at all, the Greek just says ‘builder’. Probably a stone mason

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          so you are saying Jesus was a stoner?

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          That explains the awful table.

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