Also upload your banking information, but not for financial advice

Superb punchline. 10/10

Hiyoooooo

Darwin finds a way

If they wipe out the glass/mirror only makes the body parts harder to pick up. Dead is dead. Wear gear people, please ❤️

That was a hilarious read. Thank you.

If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we’ll know what their kink is

He prefers his bone-in

On the contrary, it seems to evade getting cancelled at every turn. The fat cat has nine lives.

THE MOST DRAMATIC EPISODE YET!! (sizzle sound)

Wants vs needs. The fact that baby formula is locked up is wild

I’m just mad I can’t use dashes as punctuation anymore 🫩

*Without it looking like I’m using chatgpt

Cats with jobs careers

Entering the Scared Straight program

So elusive

https://lemmy.world/c/maliciouscompliance

There’s a reason Gen X is called The Forgotten Generation #sadNoises

ADHD: plinko noises

FlatEarthersSayWhat

I also choose the ice cream