If you’re not setting emojis as your drive letters, you’re living in the past.

Incidentally, don’t open the 😳: drive

Food hasn’t been plentiful for most of history. It’s been scarce and expensive.

Being fatter meant that:

• You had access to more food than you needed
• You could afford more food than you needed
• you didn’t work a manual labor job that required you to not be fat

It’s similar with pale skin and long hair. Pale skin (or powdered skin) meant that you didn’t work outdoors. Long hair (on men and women) often meant that you didn’t work with machinery (looms, mangles ect). In many cases, fancy clothing, hair and makeup for men and women that took hours to apply was its own signal - you could afford to waste money on the clothes and servants to dress you, and you could afford to waste hours every day getting all costumed up.

What exactly are y’all scraping?

Fetus deletus!

It’s not the duck in front you can see that’s the danger. It’s the two ducks either side of you that you can’t see…

Linux users. So we can troubleshoot how we borked one machine on one of the other two that we haven’t yet borked.

Kinda yeah

I’m looking forward to PowerShell (2026)

Winaero tweaker and open shell will do wonders if you have to use Windows 11

45 minutes setting up an alt vlan?

Was he getting paid by the hour?

I have two seperate guest VLANs, one for my family, and one for the people I love.

I legitimately did this unprompted the first time I installed Linux on a computer when I was in my late teens.

I fully believed that /bin/ was actually just a bin. I didn’t know it stood for binary or whatever

It’s that scene in Fight Club where Tyler is driving down the highway and let’s go of the steering wheel

Goodbye

The /bin dir on any Linux install is the recycle bin. Save space by regularly deleting its contents

That intern*t expl*rer icon is actually very triggering

The function first generated a random UUID. This is a long string of random characters, used in many software systems to uniquely fingerprint things, transactions for example. In theory, you can have millions of seperate systems, each generating UUIDs all the time without ever having to worry about a collision (a collision is one or more systems generating the same UUID, therefore it being not unique anymore)

The second line then runs UUID generation again, trying to generate an identical UUID to the one it already made. Tis is absurd because even a dmsupercomputer trying to generate identical UUIDs would take longer than the lifespan of the universe.

The console line shows that a matching UUID was apparently found after some amount of time, which shouldn’t be possible, implying some fuckery with the random number generator.

And our toasters into computers

Ubuntu pro?

It’s easier to spoof user agents.