Sorry, only 25 year old software included. You’re on your own for 27 year old software.

Probably cause he’s doing something else with the teens. There’s already plenty of evidence of that.

#16 must be in every super glue I use. Best use has been to remove the outer layer of my fingers.

That’s not what I’m talking about at all. Guess you haven’t heard the idiom before.

How’s China? Cause your head is so far in the sand it’s come out the other side.

Right, only libs do that. 🙄

One month, got it.

Like 2-3 seconds. At first I thought it was photoshopped but then saw the guy holding the mirror.

My penis… Wait… No, I heard that right.

No one should watch Borderlands.

The one that came up with the light bulb question. And if they have to ask why, they should go too.

I’m not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?

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The Jedi are evil, from a certain point of view.

I think you meant serf.

Dude’s taking the penis game a bit too far.

Snail, small, three, press, change. I could keep going.

I’ve never heard of that rule. There are a few combos that are basically always that way though: pt, gn, and kn come to mind.