My father does Cobol programming for banks.
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Code will ALWAYS do EXACTLY what you tell it to do, and that is specifically the problem.
So he doesn’t roll backwards?
You’re represented even if you don’t look brown. I can’t find the story in the deluge of other similar stories, but they arrested a San Diego cop’s/sheriff’s British wife, and deported her. They were basically done getting her citizenship, and had been working on it for years at that point. Of course the idiot voted for Trump, not that it matters in CA.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•2025, My Year of The Linux Desktop
5·1 month agoGotcha, thanks!
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•2025, My Year of The Linux Desktop
5·1 month agoPlease explain the difference to a filthy casual such as myself?
(Seriously, I haven’t used any Office suites in decades, just bookkeeping software, and games. So. Many. Games.)
We’re the only couple of the same age.
That was the line that is confusing.
Sexist.
there should still be an absolute ideal age at which a man is most capable of being a good mate.
There is. Your username. Same for women.
So you’re turning 70 and the wife is turning 30? Or was that just broadly worded?
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•When you get tired of Distrohopping
4·1 month agoIs there any company out there that sells PCs with Linux pre-installed? I make a ton of money selling custom built PCs that have Linux pre-installed and tested.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•When you get tired of Distrohopping
12·1 month agoLinux Mint
On Dec. 3 1941, the US as a whole was quite content supplying the allies with everything they needed materially. We had told the USSR to just make tanks, we would give them everything else, including the ammunition for said tanks. Letting the USSR take a win was certainly preferable to what happened after they took a loss at the end of WWI.
I wonder what could have possibly happened on Dec. 4, 1941, that got the country to collectively say, “Fuck that. We aren’t sitting by anymore.”
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Easy way to remember the OSI model
3·3 months agoWell I was Gonna eat It so, No Worries.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•I'd pay good money to see this parody
1·3 months agoInitially read “maia” as “male,” and was like, “Wait, was there a debate about that with Rowan Atkinson?”
True that. I tend to lump them in with thumbdrives.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Six Stages of Code Grief
8·3 months agoCOBOL. That’s why he’s a subcontractor. Not like they taught COBOL in my CS courses in university in 1998-2002.

Ahh yes, taking on Ifrit in FF8 with a full stack of Demi, and Frost magic already drawn for Quistis and Squall