Fortran – because helping any of the idiot CxOs who embraced vibe coding will only reward them and delay popping the bubble. Let 'em hang by their greed.
I hope any dev who’s asked to come back and fix vibe-coding demands 3x their previous wage, double the vacation and stock options.





LLM showed its true nature, probabilistic bullshit generator that got caught in a strange attractor of some sort within its own matrix of lies.