My understanding that the “Amazon backed” was a comparatively small portion of the funding, and largely to generate an air of legitimacy for the normies.

When you were partying

I read the fucking manual.

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered reading the fucking manual.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?