Bonus

I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy

Guys, they’re on my stoop. They’ve been landing there for decades now.

genital

:)

Asshole, Jackass, Tomato, Tomahto.

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⁰ I Don’t Like Mondays

At least he’s not a Harvard grad

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At least he gets In-N-Out

The hottest club in NYC has everything, Michael Jackson’s ghost, Elephant Man bones, E.T. bones, Dan Cortese…

Thanks for reminding me. Jigsaw is a plagiarist‽

So have you hacked into starboy98’s mainframe yet?

My God, it’s full of blue stars

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

Trunk Baby

When the thief cuts the lock, the falling grenade might stub their toe.

Ivan Broesky

Brocephus!