I would love to have a bag kind of like those cloth knife sets: rolls out into a change pad with all the goodies

Ah the truth any dad knows:
“This is military-grade material!” - yawn

“This has survived two kids without a single tear or stain.” - how soon will it be delivered?

Most of those baby carriers fit like shit on men because the shoulder straps are too close together. I hadn’t found one I found reasonably comfortable until these tactical ones started appearing.

I am a dad and a baby toolbag sounds awesome. I love the way a good toolbag makes your stuff accessible to you and would absolutely want a baby version (or perhaps an insert into an existing toolbag?)

What if I’m gay and I can’t read?

Imagine keeping cum as a pet

And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol

“Oh I’m white that must mean I’m a white supremacist because some clowns ruined being white”

That’s what you sound like. You’ve got to understand how completely absurd what you said is, right?

Use it anyway. The real wuss move is to shelf something you like or find useful because a dumb ad ran on facebook.

The baby carrier and bag my wife got do not fit on me. The “mens” ones all look like this, so I had no choice.

On a related note, I find most of the bags marketed towards women focus more on aesthetics than usefulness and have poor functional design all over the place. These “tactical” bags tend to focus on functionality, which is a big plus IMO.

Microplastics are stored in the balls.

When my friends talk about what books they’re reading and it comes back to me I just joke and say “oh I largely read non-fiction”.

I read every manual, decision tree, process document, whatever lands in front of me.

RTFM is life

Just go join a hobby club filled with guys, like electronics, radio, astronomy, FPV drones, RC cars, etc… Or if you’re more of a physical person: paintball, camping, fishing, shooting… Don’t do audio though, a lot of audiophiles are fucking dumb.