boiling a full load in under 8 minutes

Chuckles in 240V

I see your wide boi and raise you long boi

Reminds me of one of the early Olympics events - they used to have art competitions as well as sporting ones, one of which was medal engraving

If you won you got gold, silver etc, but if you came last they’d present you with your shit medal you lost with, the ultimate backhand

Hey give that back