Your approach would have you assume this potential brown person doesn’t understand cultural norms therefore you must treat them differently than you’d treat others due to their ethnicity. That doesnt sound very inclusive to me.

Especially with big dogs where you’re picking up fresh, steaming, human-sized turds with nothing but a few microns of plastic between it and your hand.

This definitely seems like one of those jokes where they thought of the punchline first and then worked backwards.

So I’m guessing the sign was actually made by an office coordinator or project manager as a practical joke.

We dont know how far along they are in their comedic education, so it could have been a theoretical joke.

Ol’ Henry Hammerdick pounding a mound might not fly too well either.

“How do car get pregunte?”

That’s what I’m wondering. Everything about it screams “dumpster” but then why does it have those giant, trap-like appendages?

I get what the author is trying to do here, but as someone who sees the neolibs making up a bulk of the Democratic party as little more than extensions of the goons running the Republican party, I can’t help but read this satire as if it’s some genocide loving, corporate mouthpiece lib whining because they lost their elected position, power, and status.

Maybe you’re right we have a Samsung oven but a GE microwave. I just know the buttons resemble one of them and that our oven started throwing error codes about a year after we got it.

Looks like a Samsung oven too, which are prone to all kinds of errors and malfunctions.

There are two types of absolutists in the world.

1. Only the Sith deal in absolutes

With something as big as a watermelon, a full-size shower cap would probably work best.

FYI: vasectomies don’t “go great” as a “simple procedure”…

Seems like a pretty absolute statement with no room for alternatives to me.

I made my point quite clearly in my last comment.

You’re saying your doctor warned you about this risk, but then didn’t believe it was real when you were one of the unlucky ones to be affected by it? Again your gripe seems to be with the doctor not the procedure.

Nobody said the procedure is risk free. It’s misinformation to claim that vasectomies never go well and arent simple procedures. For a vast majority of people, that’s exactly what they are. Any medical procedure including vaccinations comes with a certain amount of risk. You’re taking a miniscule risk and blowing it up into something that it isn’t.

What do you mean when you say “the medical community is underreporting it?” I acknowledged that my experience is not the universal experience, but also that my doctor was aware of this possibility and informed me of it before the procedure. The fact that yours didn’t along with disregarding your known symptom after the fact shows that they’re not very good at their job, but says nothing about the procedure itself nor what the other person is claiming to be universally true.

Explain how your viewpoint is any different than the smooth brains who tell others not to get vaccinated because it’ll give you autism or kill you.

My doctor explained all this before the procedure that there was a risk of lasting pain, sometimes it doesn’t work, etc so it absolutely does seem like you had a shit doc.

Furthermore, the above poster said “vasectomies don’t go great as a simple procedure” which isn’t true in a majority of cases. Mine was also 15 minutes in the office and about a week and a half of tenderness. This was followed by a prescription for busting a nut as many times as I could to flush the pipes before the semen count test. Every medical procedure has some risk. The above poster is claiming something that isn’t true.

This is hilarious and mom probably wants an excuse to enjoy Christmas just like us atheists and agnostics do (decorating and gifts).

Wow its like a spitting image of him. It’s probably been a decade since I played the game but I don’t recall him being a very likeable person.

The caption should read “heist” instead of robbery though. If I were that kid’s teacher, he’d be getting a B- for that joke.