Cruxifux

Okay but why?

I never understood why that was. Night time is when I want to do my drugs. I can’t do drugs at night if I’m working.

Bloody

She was asking if they “knew him.” If they knew a purple alien, like has met this obviously not real person before. I do not understand your confusion at all my man.

That’s true. I hope that’s true. That would be cute AF.

The dude is a purple alien. Like unless this lady has never seen a person before then that’s pretty obvious.

Or maybe shes just an idiot.

Seriously. I understand there’s a generational gap, but this is laid out so fucking plainly. Like… how does she not know, at the very least, that the purple dude is not a real person