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“Don’t mind the corpse, it’s just one of them things. We will be landing at the normal time, and we can only hope that the Ebola he died from isn’t that contagious now he’s dead. See you on the ground… probably.”

Have you tried this? https://i.imgur.com/3L9wS2V.gif

Me: in my 50s. Latex mattress and lovely pillow, and I get 6 hours of shite sleep if I’m lucky. Mostly it’s a few hours of sleep, an hour or so of being awake, a few more hours of tossing and turning in semi sleep.
(Though I do probably have some form of undiagnosed ADHD. My brain refuses to turn off)

My wife: same mattress with slightly different pillows. 9 hours of snoring like a dragon sleep easily…and I then have to wake her a few times in the morning or she’d sleep until noon.

It’s just the hand I was dealt.

Agreed.
My mate and his wife decided to divorce. She chose the assets that she wanted to keep and everything was amicable…until her mate said “use my sister, she’s a divorce lawyer. She’ll get you everything from him”

Now you have to remember that this was just a marriage that had run its course, there was no cheating etc etc. no violence. They just fell out of love.

Anyways long story short his wife hired the lawyer. So he had to get a lawyer. And instead of them sharing the assets between themselves everything got dark and murky and both lawyers got the lions share of their money and assets. Fuck lawyers.

I know someone who has never owned a TV, yet it took me well over ten years of knowing him to realise this.
I found this out in the mid 2000s.

I’d been around to his house on many occasions and never noticed, though I was usually there to pick him up to go do something else.
We’d talked hundreds and hundreds of times about numerous things, etc etc, yet it was only when I asked him a specific question about TVs that he said the immortal words of “I’ve never owned a TV”.
After another conversation where I initially didn’t believe him I found out that his parents had TVs but he was not really interested in them. And that in the evenings if he didn’t go to the gym, or hiking, or running, or to the pub, rock climbing, bike riding, the cinema, or whatever he would read a book.

He also never took up the full usage of smartphones. He’s got one for work but that’s it. Calls, texts, emails, and that’s it.
He is also one of the happiest and most fulfilled people I know…the fucking bastard 😁

How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!

Pfft, reading that doormat was a piece of piss…

Any hole?

Fair point. She does want people to think she does it, though, which makes her a piece of shit.

Firstly, she does it because she’s a piece of shit.

Secondly, if it was about survival, like you suggest, then why is she calling it a passive income in such a gloating casual fashion?
Passive income, at least to me, means secondary and unnecessary.

Thirdly, she’s a piece of shit.