Piracy does some of that too.

Like a virus that kills the host, it won’t spread as well and should die out faster than other types of maleware.

My tip: don’t bother!

Arevthey offering Agentic AI though? Like those idiots running FF.

“We’re both commenting on the Internet; but I’m right for it and you’re wrong for it!”

-Classic fuckin internet comment. Very original. Good arguing. “I’ll shame them into winning, I’ll go after the exact same activity I’m doing”

You’re so clever! \s

Glad you’ve got goals for 2026.

Agreed.

Ahh yes, throw away lines and not giving a shit about “karma” sorry, I mean “Lemmy community care points”

…and you’re right, there’s no harm in food apps and hoping gig workers enjoy my Christmas jokes. I’m helping this new economy 💪

I’m a fucking saint.

Ahh yeah, Christmas related jokes, “a good laugh”. They WILL enjoy your banter and the extra phone time.

Thanks.

Darling, everyone on Lemmy is fucking curious.

Yeah, I can’t wait until questions about Rudolf and the One horse open sleigh are on the citizenship test (everyone knkws that just by living here right?)… Who knows, maybe you’re right and that question is already on the citizenship test?

Oh yeah, no one ever got popular or suddenly culturally relevant arguing about this shit. My comment isn’t the mkst replied to here. It’s best if there’s no debate on Lemmy, arguing doesn’t drive people to interact. No Lemmy should be a place of quiet and empty agreement or reflection.

Good job being the most correct on the Internet.

I’ve paid a tech company to get an underpaid worker to bring me fast food on Christmas… In what fucking mad universe is that about inclusion?

Your comment comes down to “But they will love my witty banter and extra time on their phone”.

…Congrats.

Such a dumb entitled white person set of assumptions being made here:

My door dasher will be from a white Christian culture, so will know Christmas songs.

My door dasher enjoys their job so much they’ll surely enjoy my extra chatter and my hilarious banter!

Mother fucker, your door dasher working Christmas is probably a hindu guy who has no clue what you’re on about. Hence the answer they gave.

We also know science misinformation is a good thing, and nothing could go wrong from joking about the earth being flat.

If you’re gonna include 23 skidoo… You should include being at sixes and sevens:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_sixes_and_sevens

67… Is very very old British slang for wrecked/confused, at odds, or hysterical.

“I was all 6’s and 7’s”

Narcissian… Also known as a mirror.

One day we’ll have AI agents who will borrow your bank details, buy and download a digital copy for you, then play it it the start menu… All in a split second.

Unless you pay a daily subscription fee to prevent it.

I - no kung fu.