That was really just a stress test. They needed to see if the intelligence level had dropped below the trump line.

Just trying to teach children how to be adults. You can lead a horse to water and all.

I always empty my basket onto the conveyor. Seems rude of me to assume the cashier should reach over and into a basket just to ring up my goods. Do you also make them unload your buggy when you use those?

Would Van actually be a better option in the end though?