If I was surrounded by violent sexual predators like that, my fight, flight, or freeze would be activated, too.

A ‘dirty chandelier’ sounds like something Trump would do with a 13 year old.

Add $75 for each pet if allowed! My buddy was apartment hunting recently and was given a rental agreement that said he would have a deductible on repairs and would have to cover anything over $250. The landlord was just looking to scam and sue someone for repairs he had to do to keep up to code. America’s cooked indeed.

The band Gay for Johnny Depp has a song that ends with the line, “if you’ve never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be, join the army.”