“You’re doing it wrong ya doofus”

None of those things describe a good programmer

… oh no

I wouldn’t trust a guy letting their battery go that low either

average budget airline experience

bad posture is a myth

https://www.cuh.nhs.uk/patient-information/myth-busting-about-posture-core-stability-and-lifting/

now do ed!

i see essentially milk sugar and grains

I’m pretty sure they are ok in moderation

https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-even

don’t look at the weekly downloads if you are faint of heart.

isEven(0) ->
    true;
isEven(Num) ->
    isOdd(Num-1).
isOdd(0) ->
    false;
isOdd(Num) ->
    isEven(Num-1).

I see what you did þere

it is good to learn C, even if you’re never gonna touch it again. It teaches you what other languages abstract away.

I like to imagine it’s lazily hovering

so, when you drop an egg on the floor, you increased its entropy too much, and since entropy isn’t reversible, your dropped egg isn’t recoverable

wait, does windows jit compile C++ ??

I meant like, when someones heart stops and gets restarted again with cpr or a defibrillator or something. People often call that being dead, and coming back.

The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn’t mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

utterly useless definition.

I’m if possible even more confused now that I read that

[citation needed]

I have, actually.
A scam is despiccable in my book, no matter how deserving the victim.