When do you need to use either of these?

Old recipe books

Free video tutorials are often three times the length they need to be because you have to watch someone umm and uhh and undo through something you’re trying to learn for the first time.

Forbes magazine found a long time ago that the best way to get a raise in America is to find another job.

Penis, man…

I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.

And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?

…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?

Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don’t have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.