To build on cw:

ciw works when the cursor is anywhere in the word

ci( to delete everything between brackets and enter insert mode. Also ci" ciW or whatever

Looks like somebody did his hair in MS paint but that’s also what it looks like in real life anyway

Oh yeah I definitely wouldn’t recommend doing this unless you’re comfortable with all your colleagues!

Exactly, it’s my own version of teaching cyber security!

I recently set somebody’s homepage to meatspin.com and they snitched on me to the boss because they were worried they’d get pulled up for visiting NSFW websites. The boss just said “Why was your PC unlocked?”

If a coworker leaves their pc unlocked near me I like to click the phishing emails so they have to do the course. Tee hee!

Recently had an issue where I deployed something with Docker but it wasn’t working properly for a few people in the business. It turned out to be the people who installed Docker with Snap. The main reason to use Docker is so that it works the same across different OSs and setups, but Snap managed to come along and ruin that.

I applied for them once. Went through multiple rounds of bullshit, to just be turned down without giving me a reason or any feedback. One of the rounds was answering a list of inane questions such as “what would your highschool friends say about you?”. Never again.

Hooray, you have better security than Apple, who won’t let me use my own email because some idiot in Australia used it first.

Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw’s Not A Wheel)

It’s just saying she plugs her phone in to charge even though it’s at 80%. There’s not much to it.

A vibe programmer that built a palm-sized fusion reactor in a cave over the course of 3 months with a single companion

With a box o scraps!

My dream is to have two dishwashers so I don’t need to unload. Just pull dishes out of the clean one when needed and put back into the dirty one