Ikr? All those lambs grow up in paradise, are being well cared for and can cuddle with their friends all day! Sure, at some point they’ll go to the butcher, but it’s all taken care of, they barely feel thing, they’re being murdered humanely after all!

It all falls apart if someone tells them :O

He’s a swinger in a relationship with a sex therapist

They met in therapy, obviously. He never really got over the incident with his late wife until he met her.