Agreed, my dog has probably kept me significantly more physically and mentally healthy than I would be without him.

Yup!

“I’m sorry but your contact is terminated because our management software designated your position as redundant and unnecessary. It wasn’t our decision to let you go, but it was our decision to begin using that software and it was our decision to program it to try to fire as many employees as possible, but it’s not our decision and therefore we can’t be held responsible. Goodbye.”

Can I uninvite the whole wedding and save $25,000? No, it’s expected of me to spend that money.

What was Siemens doing during 1935 through to 1945?

That’s impossible because that’s my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there’s a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that’s never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.