listen, it’s 20256, you got to have a gimmick if you actually want to make it big in anything remotely “mainstream”. you think zoomers have the attention span to just watch someone in a suit sing?

found the rare individual who actually watches the olympics

meema needs to learn how to bake

also, anyone dealing with (insert unique experience to you) on the regular has probably heard your oh so clever joke a dozen times a day for years straight

plenty of countries have welfare systems that don’t require anything to use, the incredibly small amount of “parasites” that will abuse these systems are essentially a rounding error.

most people actually don’t mind working jobs, if it atleast feels like it’s their own choice to work it

as a whole the US spends more time/resources trying to punish poor people than it would cost just to allow some poor people to abuse the system

because journalism never existed in the first place

not taking adhd meds

how do you do it?

cant use gnome after realizing all the terrible usability choices/lack of customizability options is deliberate, people really will powertrip/gatekeep the weirdest shit

the people paying attention to the news constantly and using that to actually makw change are not watching a constant stream of it from their phone…they’re coordinating in groups to affect the most effecient change for their time/sphere of influence (first step generally being to secure the local government, the majority in the US are captured by local business/real estate baron interests)

if your sphere of influence just comprises your immediate family and friends, it does you no good to occupy your mind with the suffering of those halfway across the world (unless you think their suffering is tied to an easily solvable problem you have the answer to). doing so just robs you of energy/agency to affect change where you can have the most impact.

there’s saying i don’t remember where it’s from… before you fix the world you have to fix your country, before you fix your country you have to fix your community, before you fix your community you have to fix your neighborhood, before you fix your neighborhood you have to fix your family, before you fix your family you have to fix yourself.

you definitely can do things about it, but there’s a whole sphere of influence/realistic expectations type shit everyone should consider, when trying to do something about it. worrying about things you can’t control and that don’t immediately effect you or the ones close to you you (i hate English) care about is just draining and robs you of agency over the things you can control.

also We Didn’t Start the Fire

i like watching people, even more interesting than wildlife

the real secret is to cut the pineapple fresh then put it on, don’t cook it with the pizza

cooked pineapple is fucking nasty, fresh pineapple on pizza is great

whose this and what speaking/event was it, do you remember?

this bubble will pop sooner or later, 2nd hand market about to get flooded

what’s the cutoff between capital owners and regular rich assholes, it a certain $ amount or is just as soon as your the one paying people?

autistic sex is a whole seperate thing?

probably feels amazing tbh

sauce for the background image?

fuck…i hope, we either get prog wave or nazi america.

i just like titties