I’m one of those people who got diagnosed with lupus. My life is just a House meme now.

I also deal with DNS that totally can’t be DNS like 3x/week

I get tattoos because I wanna look dope af in life AND death. I plan on donating my body to a medical school and I want all the people who are dissecting me to think I was rad as hell

Lol, lmao even

I’ve already started looking. I’ve asked for a raise twice and I got laughed at.

Me rn and I hate it

I say hella every day. Slang accentuates speech and makes it fun, so I use a lot of it. Not an obnoxious amount, though. Gotta get the slang amount just right, just like swearing. It’s an art.

I don’t use skibidi because it’s too long to easily work into sentences casually. Also it’s a really fucking dumb word that feels wrong saying. Like I tried it a few times and cringed so hard I thought I was gonna flip inside out or some shit. My soul started leaving my body.

I am almost 28 and use way more gen z/alpha slang than my 21 year old sister does. It becomes your permanent lexicon after a while and you keep using the words no matter how outdated they are. I say yeet at least once a day still.

My cat likes to interrupty work calls by meowing straight into my mic. She does it every opportunity she gets and people LOVE it.