Here’s the original. It’s so old and popular that it’s the first hit in a reverse image search 🤷‍♂️

Kids these days want everything digital. Back in my day, we used to count sheep by hand, uphill both ways in the snowstorms!

Why yes, I am.

I’m not a fan of XR simply because the only XR headset vendors I see are companies like Meta, but I really wish Godot the best. I hope it one day becomes as polished and supported as Blender. It’s about time we get high-quality tools for free to disrupt the software market and set a new standard.

In the language Gulf of Mexico

HUH?

Some languages start arrays at 0, which can be unintuitive for beginners. Some languages start arrays at 1, which isn’t representative of how the code actually works. Gulf of Mexico does the best of both worlds: Arrays start at -1.

Oh, I see they’re serious! Time to ditch JavaScript.

I have multiple cats and can confirm they’re very social. I don’t recommend having one lone cat. My sibling confirmed it this year by noticing that their cat was behaving better when they got a second cat.

DNS being a couple of toothpicks is hilarious.

Counterpoint: 2014 is wearing a thong. Look at those high straps.

Turtles will instinctively try to flip each other. Sometimes for the better when they’re nice, but sometimes for the worse when they’re mean.

The only thing I regret about being a 90s kid is not having been a 70s kid.

No doubt they’re somewhere, but I’ve never come across those people online or in person.

Interesting. If skeuomorphism means using “new objects or interfaces that mimic the appearance and functionality of their real-world counterparts to make them more familiar and easier to use”, I wonder what the word is for using old and irrelevant objects in UIs that no longer make sense to the users.

I like the concept for the 90s nostalgia, but that’s one fugly icon.

Same here! And the weird thing is, we did this like 8 times during the school year because that’s apparently everything our computer class teacher knew how to do. I always wondered why that was.

I once had what I thought was a friend

You could start writing a book with that line.

I can understand the Microsoft hate, but I always chuckle at this knee-jerk reaction every time it comes up.

*Microsoft is mentioned, karate-chops the air*

have brains

Shoot, that’s an understatement. The Japanese people I’ve read online and met in person tended to be a whole lot more educated than the average Joe. Their education system seems pretty solid.

Doesn’t look like you got any of the three.

I believe that. Go get yourself some hot cocoa, therapy, and a college degree.

Bro you got to stop projecting your private life, from your sex manias to your family issues. So gross.