Why are we speaking English…?

's okay

We clearly stole that.

Same but Voyager.

Don’t mind them, they’re known for unhinged posts and comments.

Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!

That explains handegg.

I cannot express how much I hate the triangles. I shouldn’t because they’re about the only genuine thing about it but they’re also a symptom of the larger issue and I just can’t even with all this.

Yes it is AI. Parallel lines are not an indication for non-AI. Just look at the teeth that were added in by hand because they couldn’t get the AI to do it. Fingers are still wonky. There were probably meant to be 5 blue data streams, one from each of the 5 people down to the 5 companies instead of two and two partial streams (?) but again, they couldn’t get the AI to do that. But this is close enough to what they actually wanted so they said it’s fine, thereby letting the AI compromise their message. Brilliant.

You say it’s “very accurate” - no it’s not. You think it’s accurate because, as a member of modern global culture, you recognise the concepts it threw together so you’re able to extrapolate what it is TRYING to say. The concept is valid but it’s so poorly executed that at any closer look it falls apart. Which is always the case with AI: it’s close enough to what it wants to be, close enough to express existing concepts so that everybody gets the gist of it if they squint (or scroll just slightly too fast). Don’t let them get away with it, it’s the death of critical thinking and creativity.

What is happening here? Google and Apple go hungry? Amazon is dead? What’s with the glowy person in the background? This is confuddling because as usual whoever told an AI to generate this either didn’t check the result or said ‘eh good enough’ and I don’t know which is worse.

This is not how you effectively convey your message.

Edit: wait, I take it all back, the most important part is that the bunker exit is clearly marked, this is art and good.

Edit2: also, that guy on the left seems to have figured out how to protect his stream of blue mouth light. Would he be available for a tutorial?

That contrast/dissonance between what one might call “age-appropriate”, practical clothes and the wild tattoos is fantastic. ♥️

Vaguely related thought, because I know nothing about tattoos (I’m a scaredycat) but someone who does might show up here: Since skin tends to become more fragile and sensitive with age, is there any higher risk involved in getting a tattoo at this age? Any difference in how they need to be treated?

Might’ve evolved like that eventually if we hadn’t stopped writing and type-setting by hand instead of using magical misspelling detection machines with strict spelling rules.

Midweek is superior anyway.

You cannot think this song is about you, surely, surely

Taeks won two no won

Ftfy

Hilarious.

Username checks out…?

Zuviel Brokkoli.

But that ruins the joke! You Germans and your utter and complete lack of a sense of humour, sheesh.

Nah, that’s okay, I REALLY don’t want any stocks. That would ruin my reputation in my radical leftist antifa terrorist bubble.

Handhalten is more romantic.