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Nonsense gibberish made up to imitate English-language contractions paired with a common phrase. It’s usually “who’m’st’ve’d” and the phrase is “woe is me”.

Yeah, it’s not as uncommon the UK to hear specifically “I’ve [x]” instead of “I’ve got [x]”. I won’t be told though that Brits say “the [x] that I’ve” ;D

Unfortunately I’ve studied English at uni thinking it might’ve in some capacity become useful by now. Alas, so far I’ve’d no opportunity to use the nonsense I’ve learnt other than to shitpost about it. Woe’m’st’ve’d is me.

It seems like this usage has survived in British dialects more than elsewhere, I’ll give you that.

You can, but would you? It sounds old-timey because it’s not how modern English works.

I have an apple - in this sentence, “have” is the main verb.

I have bought an apple - here, “to buy” is the main verb, the main action, while “have” is the auxiliary verb that lets you form the past tense “have bought”. The word “auxiliary” means helpful or supportive, an auxiliary verb supports, as it were, the main verb.

Let me teach you a thing: “have” can be “'ve” if it is an auxiliary verb. Ta-daah.

I can’t help you or your fucky language with “'m” or “'s” or “'re”.

I don’t know what you’re trying to say but this may be one of the worst possible ways to present it.

I really wouldn’t want to impose my way of remembering stuff onto you. I’m still looking for any task list… thing… that really helps me stay on top of things, so just so you know: nothing else has hit the spot either.

Any notification that is trying to help me needs to be as annoying and intrusive as possible. I just found an app to remind me of my meds that does full phone screen notifications with very annoying sound that you cannot easily dismiss without telling the app when to remind you next and I love it. So that might serve as a benchmark. (If it makes my watch vibrate that’s a definite bonus)

But: Please don’t feel like you need to cater to my needs. I’m ADHD, I have special needs. Unless you’re developing an app for neurodivergent people, I’m not your target audience. L

Develop the thing you would use.

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