The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.

For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.

I know.

If not food, why delicious?

Okay, then what do you suggest?

Ah, I see the USA is setting up the foundation for yet another bunch or terrorists that will REALLY want to kill Americans.

I’m from Asia we invented genocide.

You know what shiny lady? Fuck it, yeah, you’re right.

You know how old I was when I learned the most important rule of firearms? Five.

I learned it from watching an anime called Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs.

The rule is “the weapon is always loaded, treat it as such”.

When a fucking anime from the 80s has better firearms safety than a boatload of CERTAIN people, something is horrifyingly wrong.

I had the Brimax Myths and Legends, started a love affair with ancient mythology and storytelling that lasts to this day.

Having hot water on hand can be pretty important in a warfare context…

Hop skip and a jump to the Daemonculaba…

You are one adorable motherfucker.

Move them into “Sanctuary Districts”.

Starkiller base, I’d suggest, rather than the Death Star.

Here’s the thing. Until I got married, I never kept food for very long in my fridge. I pretty much went out and bought exactly what I was going to cook to have enough meals for the week. I’d cook all that up on Saturday night and be good to go.

It is an eminently punchable face

TBF Management can barely make any management decisions either…

Here’s something that helped me understand wave/particle duality of a photon.

A cone can be, from a 2D standpoint, a triangle or a circle. A photon is either a wave or a particle from the 3D standpoint. It’s only when you increase the dimensions of perception that you see the object for what it truly is.

My old man will be like “fuck it, sleep take me now!” and will take a six hour nap on a metal stool.