Gnu

SHNORLE developer working to reimplemented SHH in the Zorp programming language

The irony of this meme is what really makes it hilarious

It’s funny when you just read the numbers and it’s like the top pick for a US child is to be 29

The Rust hype is funny because it is completely based on the fact that a leading cause of security vulnerabilities for all of these mature and secure projects is memory bugs, which is very true, but it completely fails to see that this is the leading cause because these are really mature projects that have highly skilled developers fixing so much shit.

So you get these new Rust projects that are sometimes made by people that don’t have the same experience as these C/C++ devs, and they are so confident in the memory safety that they forget about the much simpler security issues.

This is just the ADHD maneuver in picture form.

Really not worth the watch, also, all of their videos have the same title and thumbnail of roughly “WHY THIS $X ALIEXPRESS X IS AMAZING”

Removed by mod

I know someone who bought an nft of a house in the meta verse(???) It was really hard not to laugh at his face. I did tell them it was stupid, just nicely

My method has always been the same, it it always works eventually.

When my devices go against my will, I lean real close and whisper “I’m gonna fucking disconnect you and then throw you in a river” and usually after a few hours of threats I get what I want. I guess the debugging and manual reading and whatnot does help a bit, but I suspect it is mostly the fear that fixes the issues.

My arch only breaks when I (unknowingly) tell it to.

Google has stopped releasing essential files—like device trees and driver binaries—with the Android 16 source code. These files are critical for developers to build and maintain custom ROMs, especially for Pixel devices. The new reference device for AOSP is now the virtual “Cuttlefish,” limiting real-device support.

The US has basically been running on the hopes that any president elected would be sane/smart enough to not abuse every stupid decision made by his predecessors. Guess what idiots? Making stupid decisions has stupid consequences, and the fondling father is speed running them before he croaks in a few months.

It is man as in Manual.

Because the person that wrote it was Manual Ligma

This implies that my code lives outside of modern tech. I write pure assembly

Umm, reverse homo, so super straight actually.

Not to be a capitalist pig but even under capitalism in the USA that is just fraud.

For complex changes go with “self-explanatory” just to fuck with peoples’ confidence

Except polio this seems pretty modern

# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
  content = file.read()
  for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
    if keywords in content:
      return True

# File is Invalid and fake news
return False