Equal shares for everyone.

That’s totally biblical that Jesus would take your friend from behind while choking you out to the ground.

That’s the same argument from a different false equivalency. Co-ed bathrooms exist all around the world. The fact that uncle Jim can’t stop fantasizing about watching someone pee shouldn’t stop other men from using the public restroom.

Yeah man, because it’s definitely the trans kid doing the pee-pee dance and not the officer snapping coochie picks for “safety” we should be worrying about.

Psh! Nobody could take a bath in a tub that small.

I have a separate usb harddrive for just this occasion. My lazy ass just likes to play "We backed it up last time, do we need to do it every time?

“Don’t trust authority.”

…but… aren’t you…?

“Trust me, bro.”