I would cross oceans of time for free chips & salsa.

“Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”

Needs to add my favorite number: 8647

It would be more efficient if they stood with their dicks end to end, and each jerker could maximize stroke time by stroking middle-out, two dick per hand, that’s four dicks each.

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I vote for whichever candidate will do the least harm and support the most progressive policies. Bipartisanship isn’t a thing in the US when both sides are of the same right-wing coin.

Are you implying that, in the course of world history, no country has ever -while being attacked or invaded, asked another country (or specifically the US) for help with military defense? Ever? Even if there has never been a case of non-“manufactured” consent, then I would still support coming to the aid when/if it ever did happen.

Honestly, it seems to me that you just want to argue with me about it. Why? I’ve just stated that I’m an American pacifist and so I don’t like being accused of murder, and you want to turn it into a thing. Seems silly.

I’m an American. I’m a pacifist.
I’ve never murdered anyone. I’ve never even picked up a loaded gun.
I stand against foreign interference, foreign regime changes, and military intervention unless specifically requested by a defending nation.
I’m against the death penalty. I support common sense gun regulation. I vote for the political parties who will cause the least harm &/or death, globally.

…and you still call me a murderer? For being born here? Fuck you, OP.

“Drumroll please…”

Took me too long to spot glory!

It’s corn. It has the juice.

There’s plenty of corn to eat until you are rescued.

Insulting people for their taste in consumer electronics. What are you, 10? Let people enjoy their stuff, for fucks sake.

The young man has cut a hole into the pumpkin and then inserted his erect penis into it. The young lady is reaching inside to grasp said penis. The older lady looks on, possibly unaware of the depth of the exchange.

Maybe there’s a winch at the top.

Yes

No offense to anyone who drinks Folgers, but Folgers isn’t very good coffee.

I’m no coffee snob, but it’s definitely something worth spending a little extra money to get better quality stuff. You don’t have to go nuts and get whole bean Jamaican blue mountain whatever, but don’t buy the plastic jug of pre-ground Folgers swill either. Treat yo self.

That’s a frond. A fraud is how you gauge if you can pay for something with your money on hand and/or expected income.

That behavior is not limited to Americans.

Wasn’t there a storyline where Lex Luthor got terminal cancer from wearing a kryptonite ring all the time?

Please be patient with us while we struggle with trying to stop a burgeoning dictatorship.