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Cake day: July 26th, 2024

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksYou get used to it
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    7 days ago

    Still tough, I average like 5 hrs of sleep. Even if you’re exhausted, your body just doesn’t want to sleep in the day. So you wind up being some kind of witch doctor, where you have to perform this bizarre ritual with sage smoke and a sacrifice with a bone knife… Sometimes it works, sometimes you summon Caligula. I didn’t sleep that day, but my neighbors no longer pester me about mowing the lawn at 7 AM.