Astral Weeks
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PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Linux@programming.dev•Linux traffic has grown 22.4% in PH this yearEnglish
1·2 months agoNot even 0.1 units, though.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•JPEG XL is Dead. Long Live JPEG XLEnglish
2·2 months agoAVIF started heavily creeping in, too.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Upgrade to Windows today!English
19·3 months agoPrivacy invasion. I doubt that would hold water in the EU.
Also, do we really want to normalize mandatory cameras broadcasting from people’s homes? Where’s the outrage?

(This is internet history)
What reasons could there possibly be to not let a zombie horse into your home?
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Memes@lemmy.ml•You say ONE thing, and Reddit decides to ban youEnglish
2·4 months agoThanks for the… the warning.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Reminding my computer who owns who. English
6·5 months agoNooo! Skully!
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know…
Well, he must be standing on something. It’s either that, or the ceiling of that room is really low.
People? Like IRL? I’ve only ever seen it happen online.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.English
2·7 months agoYou Can Call Me Cocaine.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•How do you like your eggs?English
3·8 months ago
CrEdit: Sidney Harris
This just in…
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Let's design a comfortable chairEnglish
3·8 months ago♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I’ll only call you after if you say I can ♪

You just quilt the thread.