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Psaldorn
I’m a Streamer and Software/Game Dev in Liverpool, UK.
TRAHR 🏳️⚧️
Stop by if you fancy a chat or whatever, https://twitch.tv/psaldorn
I can also bore you on mastodon https://mastodon.social/@psaldorn
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Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
2·5 months agoNo, you misunderstand. Sqlite just does not work when it’s packaged by Godot mono for mobile (see the ticket in the other replies)
It worked fine on desktop which made it more frustrating
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
1·5 months agoIt’s weird tho because everything looks like it’s there inside the apk. 🤷
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
6·5 months agoIt’s not just me, but seems to affect Godot c# deployments to mobile
https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues/97859
Worked fine on desktop
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
61·5 months agoHad to roll my own JSON storage system after spending weeks trying to get sqlite to work on Godot/android.
It took a day and will suck at scale because there are no indexes. It just goes through the whole file, line by line when you search for an id.
BUT IT WORKS.
Hopefully the repos and stuff I piled on top have made it abstract able enough I can move it to a real database if the issue ever gets resolved.
Pretty sure “That man” is Linus Torvalds and the light bleed is actually the desktop background (looks like a photo)
As for the rest… 🤷
Take the money, if they shut it off, they shut it off.
Diverse income streams makes it all more resilient
If there’s only two options you only need one keyword
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software development
92·8 months agoLook at this ci deployment! THE TESTS ARE TURNED OFF. YOU’RE RAWDOGGING PRODUCTION.
Oh my days. Your AWS isn’t destroying old deployments, no wonder you’re indebt, you have seven times more compute than NASA FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Fox news trying to explain github.
16·8 months agoAt least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.
Did they let a 6 year old write that up?
THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.
Or am I being trolled.
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Micro$oft when I try to enjoy my local drive in peaC:\
30·9 months agoTRY AGAIN IN THREE DAYS
So many times I see junior Devs (or not so juniors) and normies seeing an error message and, visibly, static plays between their ears on their mental TV set, then they just click the first button that looks appropriate and complain it didn’t work.
The text of the message does not get read or parsed.
“You need to close the program to continue”. Doesn’t work.
“Unexpected X at line N” Doesn’t work.
Drives me insane.
Psaldorn@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows
1·11 months agoFrom the same group that doesn’t understand joins and thinks nobody uses SQL this is hardly surprising .
Probably got an LLM running locally and asking it to get data which is then running 10 level deep sub queries to achieve what 2 inner joins would in a fraction of the time.
Yeah… silent Ps are weird 😅




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