We have to wait for the government to finish shitting the bed, then the corpos can take over and sell whatever bullshit the CEOs think it’s rad.

That’s what the long nails are for.

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

Y’see, that’s not quite how it works.

https://youtu.be/32uqsXymi10

Nothing can stop me now, because I don’t care any more.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.

What is Fortran’s actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

I kind of want to see black and white Peppa Pig skull patches that poke fun at Punisher patches, but I think the irony would be beyond the thin blue line crowd.

I regularly have dreams where I’m trying to use a smartphone but can’t do anything because I can’t read the screen and Pacific because it feels like I’ve been hacked.

My vape also regularly falls apart in dreams, and back when I smoked lighters never worked.

I think that the part of our brain that processes these mechanics are shut down when we sleep, so when our dream self tries to use them they just don’t function.

Could come into play where punching in a dream is impossible and running is difficult.

I ain’t no brain doctor, or nothin’.