Which means this roadside hazard can be fixed with sandpaper

It’s because elastin actually fades with time, use and sun exposure. The time and use parts are why smile lines, forehead wrinkles and crows feet are common. Many of us only notice our wrinkles after they are observable by others because we see our aging day to day.

Look at the corners of their eyes, mouths, and forehead and you will see wrinkles. They are slight but pretty much everyone has them by 40 something

That’s because the claim being made is legitimately insane. Suggesting that most of the 40 somethings have no wrinkles at all is simply not going to be true.

And again it is much more likely OP has nearsightedness they refuse to recognize

That’s because by 40 almost everyone has some wrinkles as the elastin wears down in places with frequent movement like the corners of your eyes or your forehead.

I can buy that a singular person at 40 might have few wrinkles but suggesting most they know at 40 do not is an insane claim.

Again I doubt that strongly. No one has crows feet?

You could simply be lying to protect your sense of self or as I suspect is more likely you have failing vision and do not realize that all the 40 somethings have fine wrinkles.

They could just have declining vision in middle age and be dumb. They dont have to be lying.

You need to talk to an eye doctor as your vision has significantly faded if most of the 40 somethings have no wrinkles.

Im sorry but if isn’t too much trouble could you open your eyes? People at 40 have wrinkles. That is very normal.

American Ninja was 1985

I suggest Revenge of the Ninja 1-3

Your computers had games in colors?

It’s a ton of fat and sugars with no added nutritional benefit.

Especially if paired with red wine

In the 1990s when muffins were a craze in the USA my neighbor, a vegan food scientist, kept wondering how anyone thought cake was acceptable for breakfast. I never thought of it as cake until I made a batch and then made a cake and realized they were essentially identical processes.