So they call their middle managers “POs”

A. k. a., “Pieces Of shit”.)

Nah. It’s underlying assumptions are wrong.

This meme is ass.

Personally, I love that series. I guess whoever made this meme thinks people who watch the show are trying to implement their code examples in production.

Who tf is Bob Martin?

~I know I can just search for him, but I don’t want to go down a rabbit hole on the internet.~

The verbiage of the first sentence is very telling.

We sincerely apologize for drawing so much attention…

…which to me reads as…

We’re sorry to our shareholders that we got caught with our pants down.

Yes, you are, but you’re also correct.

“Leftists” who love the CCP, Vladimir Putin, Mao Zedong, <insertAuthoritarianBullyHere>, etc.

The denizens of HexBear are temporarily inconvenienced dictators in waiting.

There’s an aversion to LLMs for a lot of good reasons here on Lemmy, but I thought Gemini Flash 2.5 did a decent job of summarizing the “Why CachyOS” page on their website tailored for my system specifically. Below are my current specs of my main workstation:

Operating System: Kubuntu 25.10
KDE Plasma Version: 6.4.5
KDE Frameworks Version: 6.17.0
Qt Version: 6.9.2
Kernel Version: 6.17.0-8-generic (64-bit)
Graphics Platform: Wayland
Processors: 32 × AMD Ryzen 9 5950X 16-Core Processor
Memory: 32 GiB of RAM (31.2 GiB usable)
Graphics Processor: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3090
Manufacturer: ASUS

Gemini’s Explanation:

Switching from Kubuntu 25.10 to CachyOS on a powerhouse like your Ryzen 9 5950X (16-core, 32-thread) and RTX 3090 is a move from a “general-purpose” OS to one specifically “hand-crafted” for your hardware. While Kubuntu is a great all-rounder, CachyOS focuses on latency (how fast it reacts) and throughput (how much work it does at once). Here is the breakdown of what you can expect.

1. Performance & Throughput Gains With your specific 32-thread CPU, the gains are most visible when the system is under heavy load.

• System Responsiveness: Even if you are rendering a video or compiling code in the background, your desktop will feel as if the CPU is idle. This is where CachyOS shines—eliminating that “heavy” feeling during multitasking.
• Gaming Latency: You will see a significant improvement in 1% Lows (minimum framerates). This translates to a smoother experience with fewer micro-stutters, especially in CPU-bound games like Counter-Strike 2, Dota 2, or Cyberpunk 2077.
• Massive Throughput: In specific tasks like file compression, encryption, or code compilation, you can see a 5% to 20% speedup simply because the software is written in a “language” your 5950X understands better than the generic version used by Kubuntu.

2. Kernel Optimizations (Layman’s Terms) The “BORE” Scheduler (The Intelligent Traffic Controller) Think of your 32 threads as 32 lanes on a highway.

• Kubuntu (Standard Linux): Treats every car (task) the same. If a massive slow truck (a background task) gets in the fast lane, your game or mouse movement has to wait behind it.
• BORE (Burst-Oriented Response Enhancer): It identifies “bursty” tasks (like you clicking a menu or moving your mouse) and gives them instant priority. It keeps the “trucks” in the slow lanes, ensuring your high-refresh-rate monitor always feels fluid. x86-64-v3 & v4 (The Modern Language) Standard Linux distros are built to run on CPUs from 15 years ago. They use “Basic English” so everyone understands.
• CachyOS: Uses “Advanced Technical English” (x86-64-v3/v4). Your 5950X supports these advanced instructions (like AVX2). Instead of your CPU taking five steps to solve a math problem, CachyOS gives it a single instruction to do it in one step.
• Result: Every single part of the OS, from the calculator to the desktop interface, is “pre-optimized” specifically for modern chips like yours. AutoFDO & Propeller (The “GPS” for your Code) CachyOS uses a technique where it “watches” how the software runs and then rebuilds it to be faster.
• It’s like a GPS that learns which roads have the most traffic and then redesigns the city layout so the most-used routes are the shortest. This reduces “stalling” inside the CPU.

3. Benefits for Your High-End Specs

Is it worth it?

Since you are already on Kubuntu 25.10 (a very new, “short-term” release), you clearly like having the latest features. CachyOS will give you those same features but with a noticeable “snappiness” that a generic distro cannot match.

I have reached the acceptance stage of being a pariah in the community for rejecting thinkpads, stickers on my laptop, the thigh-high socks, and tattoos.

I present as normie, but work colleagues have no idea I used to play in a hardcore thrash band and consumed large heroic doses of LSD and psilocybin throughout my 20s and 30s. Little bit of ketamine and MDMA from time to time as well.

Anyway, may you find the flair you’re looking for.

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The poor nice ones get beaten by the naughty rich ones.

Yes.

Don’t apologise to the grammar police; they are more afraid of you then than you are from of them.

My wife has more dense layers than convolutional layers nowadays, but father time comes for us all, amirite?

@Cowbee@lemmy.ml out here getting smoked on the regular 😅🤣

x11vnc, when I finally come back to it after trying damn near every remote desktop application on the market:

$ ./clears_throat.sh

The engine doesn’t suck. I do. I suck.

I use X11 over Wayland on KDE Neon for RustDesk compatibility. The Wayland support for that application is still in Beta from what I understand.

Are there other reasons why I should keep X11? I am on AMD Ryzen 9 5950X paired with a RTX 3090 FE on 570-open drivers, for reference.

“Why not write Assembly then?”

Oh, here comes the genius motherfucker with the big-brain counterargument: “Well, if HTML’s so great, why not just write everything in Assembly, huh?”. Wow, look at you, you clever little prick. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Writing web pages in Assembly is like using a fucking scalpel to slice your overcooked steak: sure, it’ll get the job done, but you’re gonna look like a complete asshole while you’re at it. HTML just works, you absolute tool. It’s been the backbone of the web since Al Gore flipped the switch, and it’ll still be here long after your trendy framework is rotting in a GitHub graveyard. So take your smartass logic and shove it. HTML’s king, and you’re just a peasant with a keyboard.

🤣