two bad examples. The populations of Russia and China were certainly better off after violent revolution. And of course, things got violent in 1776.

Like water.

…aaaand there’s a new Pornhub tab.

his pee pee works about as well as Elon’s by now.

I’m boiling the water for my fresh asparagus stand at Arlington.

Don Jr. will be apppointed next.

He’s the new Marshall Tito.

“Doctors hope that if his condition improves, they can declare him dead by next week.”