Regrettably. But it’s more of an unending torment situation than a life threatening situation. And they don’t harass you on the beach or on the mountains, just in the forest. And let’s face it, if you’re doing anything with your summer other than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, you’re doing it wrong.

The sea Sami had the right idea. Spend the summer fishing on the sea and spend the winter hunting in the forest. A lifestyle I intend to resurrect once I retire.

That does happen TBF.

Northern Norway doesn’t have tics, snakes, or bears. Worst thing that could happen is getting gnawed on by a lemming.

Say it in a Dutch accent. It doesn’t sound as bad.

I run it at night and it opens automatically when it’s done. Wake up to clean dry dishes.

Yeah, no I’ll stick with the dishwasher.