I guess world’s most beautiful racehorse or gunboat with highest tonnage.
SeductiveTortoise
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This is Jehan Pages, the top developer behind GIMP, a free open source photo editor. Adobe executives hate Jehan. Because of his hard work, Adobe lost millions of dollarsEnglish
3·25 days agoAdobe lost millions due to their hard work. I’ve seldomly seen a company I hate so much.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yo mama opens your source for thatEnglish
5·26 days agoHow many smarts do you need in a vibrator? Will it help for it to be sentient? Us men are, and we barely manage to satisfy his mom.
A microcontroller will be more than enough.
I think we’re using AI very differently. I only use it for stuff I really can’t figure out myself and then it needs 15 runs before it closes the loop and recommends the first thing that didn’t work. I don’t use it for everyday tasks, because I see how my performance and capabilities drop. AI is mostly frustrating for me.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•We have FTP serverEnglish
21·1 month agoThey got warez if you got project
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Memes@lemmy.ml•After hearing US takes control over VenezuelaEnglish
16·1 month agoAnd like the US shouldn’t ever look into a mirror.
“Are we the baddies?”
Yes, Jesus Christ! If it wasn’t clear before, it’s 100% set in stone for everyone to read now.
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Memes@lemmy.ml•The last thing your white-only dating app sees before its webserver is deletedEnglish
17·1 month agoNo Nazi should get laid, I’m pretty happy with this.
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Memes@lemmy.ml•The last thing your white-only dating app sees before its webserver is deletedEnglish
5·1 month agoNot in this room with us, that much I know.
I don’t know, I think it still needs a little more.
My aunt had something like that I think. But for some reason it was salty as well? That was so bad.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•My code is self-documentingEnglish
29·2 months agoI inherited a code base probably written by a squirrel, and the first thing I did was to write documentation on infrastructure, business logic, architecture, deployment and whatever. I had to read everything anyways, because the guy handing it over had no idea what it did and left the company shortly after. It’s fine now, but that path was horrible.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Dog people vs cat peopleEnglish
6·2 months agoMy dog happily jumps into my bed to cuddle as soon as he realizes I’m awake. Only when we’re both sufficiently cuddled, we go on our merry way.
I didn’t know fzf yet. Neat
Ctrl+r is cool, but atuin is oh my gosh great
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Linux@programming.dev•Jolla Trying Again To Develop A New Sailfish OS Linux SmartphoneEnglish
2·2 months agoNice. I put in the down payment of 99 €, let’s see what happens.
Do you offer a calming service? That sounds so nice. What kind of fruit?
What are you hoping for?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I wasted all my generational luck for thisEnglish
18·2 months agoIf it was random once, why shouldn’t it be on the 163rd repetition?
Brad had this coming. He’s such a cunt.
But besides that, play water dripping and pouring late at night when he definitely sleeps and enjoy the thought of him waking up in a pissed bed.