SeductiveTortoise

Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.

Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄

Lemme have a seizure real quick

So, are you trying to say it’s the year of the Linux desktop?

Not only wrongly, but really slow as well. That’ll be $5.99 a month, please.

Billionaires seem to do well on that front

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”