Is today opposite day?

Man, I just remembered my little old music player, maybe I could find it again.

I like this joke better:

Wife asks her husband if he is too obsessed with his work and if he even he loves her anymore. He assures her that in a list of things he loves the most, she is number 1 on that list. She was satisfied with the answer.

I have been training for this

As a fedora and mint user, this is very accurate, I only have those 2 types of socks, all in black.

I don’t acknowledge the long decorated christmas socks my sister gifts me every year, even if they have penguins and rockets, my two favorite things.

I’m more willing to read ads if they were wacky as this, but you can’t all have them be this as I will just start ignoring them again.

A superpower that needs a training montage to master

And then you get people who can sleep through a air raid siren

At least you get the option to disable, I have it disabled, I’ll reboot when I say I will reboot.

Black mirror is so good at what it does that I can’t even watch it due to how uncomfortable it makes me feel. I have never seen a show or movie do that to me. Horror movies are children shows in comparison to Black Mirror, real nightmare fuel.

Wait you guys don’t just write data to a .txt file?

/s

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know what the word cellulite was before this post, and looking it up and seeing pictures of it, I always thought it was natural to have skin like that, never gave it much thought before

Well well well, how the turned have tables, they have

Same vibes

I like my YYYY.MM.DD-text format and you can sue me for it

Man, I hate my moms pc folder layout, like why do you have Documents folder inside of documents folder inside of Documents folder? Why do you create excel sheets inside Downloads folder when you didn’t download them???

When you get into servers, uptime becomes your drug

I’m a github issue driven developer, if it doesn’t get reported, I’m not fixing it, jk jk I love my 10+ users