Or you could just chuck AROS on a bootable thumbdrive.

I have my old Amiga hard drive image with Workbench 3.9, and sometimes start it up in an emulator … it doesn’t take me long to remember that guis have come a long way since the Amiga was relevant :-/

On me, men’s trousers come up to my armpits and have a big flappy area around the crotch, neither of which are appealing.

Yes, this is how I feel. I would like to be tucked in for my nap now please, dearie

Me too! Slackware 1.0 installed by floppy disk … so much faff the first time to get X to load, and then the only thing I could do with it was to run xeyes.

Emacs was 5 floppies, the C compiler was about 11.

Can confirm - LMDE is made for lesbians.

I refuse to compromise on any horizontal activities.

Yeah, I was going to say - where are they now? In my fucking bed, waiting for me to get off the can …