Headlines often frame moments for shock, but context usually tells a much fuller story than a single clip or quote.

Accurate 😂 Best starter move: just pick Linux Mint (or Ubuntu) with Cinnamon, use it for a week, then distro-hop later if you still feel the itch.

Ah yes, readable code… if you’re fluent in Ancient Developer.

“Uptime” — aka the anxiety meter for every sysadmin.