If I resort to using a Mac I want someone to put me out of my misery.
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There was a rather famous piece of software at my last job. Guy writing it wanted job security. A lot of the core variables of the application were named based on the sounds a helicopter made. God damn onomatopoeia variables. Pretty sure that shit is still in use somewhere.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Context: Docker bypasses all UFW firewall rulesEnglish
4·5 months agoIt’s better than nothing but I hate the additional logs that came from it constantly fighting firewalld.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Context: Docker bypasses all UFW firewall rulesEnglish
109·5 months agoThis was a large part of the reason I switched to rootless podman for everything
<s>Pathetic</s>
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Types of development but more realisticEnglish
52·8 months agoThis is unrealistic, agile stages aren’t missing unusual pieces that aren’t quite critical but probably should be there anyway.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Python needs an actual default functionEnglish
4·8 months agoJust cross your fingers nobody attempts to import it…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It all makes sense nowEnglish
0·10 months agoI’ve also witnessed matrix structure break down when too many methods of communication are used. It’s all very brittle.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN...English
1·1 year agoTo be fair, C predates dependency hell. It was either there or it wasn’t. C++ has less of an excuse, but it was just object oriented concepts taped to C so it’s no surprise it was also missing dependency management.
Now with cmake, gnu-make, meson, gradel, and the world of metabuild systems that wrap those, nothing will change. It it does, it might as well kick start world war 3.


Legit thought it was just going to be a wall of text editors and nothing else