Triumph

Panicky Merman

That is even more likely. I failed to get my head outside of the scenario as presented.

The odds that all of those are true at the same time are extremely low:

• Check engine
• Check brakes
• Low washer fluid
• Low fuel
• Low tire pressure

More likely, this is a short in the gauge cluster or its wiring, or a bad ECU (possibly some other module depending on the car).

Entirely. Asking him to leave, on the other hand …

If this deal falls through, we’re not going to make our Wednesquarterly numbers!

Just give me a Wednessecond.

This is a container ship. All those big ones are containers ships.

I do love me some rectangle ham.

Group policy.

Because any time anything changes in Windows, people bitch about it.

That’s a water leak.

The squirrels on campus back in the day were so used to people. We’d go with a bag of peanuts and they would all come running. Some would sneak in and steal them out of the bag, others would eat them out of your hand, a couple would go wherever you led them, including on top of my head or in the palm of my outstretched hand. And then sit there and eat the peanuts.