This is what’s wrong. Distilled.

Cheeko sama is there for moral support.

Feeling like a leprhacahhn

8

Must.

Ex used extra strength. Tried it then. My little pale ass felt like I got dunked in an acid vat.

Errbody different. Glad it works for you and your silky holes lol

Nair feels like getting the shit chemically burned off. I’ll shave with cream and a blindfold before ever doing that again.

I don’t care how silky the hole is. I would rather do gymist poses in the mirror.

You gotta market yourself like 4 hours a day at least.

It’s hard being in the feet finder trenches

Mfw I get to go through the same yt-dlp steps after a fresh install

Kermit the frog ass misogynist

That’s my racism company. We export eastern European racism to your door.

I use big sur btw

What a country…

Ask to smell his gooch

“I sent a postcard to my gram gram from the lynching I went to this weekend”

You are 1000% correct. This is literally my job. All patience. They so often call themselves stupid to the point they shut down and don’t want to learn. Its sad to see because you know it’s due to being shit upon. I always tell them they know tons of things I have no concept of.

Yeah those lively phones are ass. iPhone se was go to recommend until they got rid of the button option.

Have the benefit of being in person though. If you’re doing it on the phone you’re a different kind of patient.

Unironically started saying hella after life is strange made me cringe out of my fucking seat when the characters say it.

Reclaim it like slurs. Lmfao

I don’t like the softness of a constant whisk. Diner style scramble. Literally crack the egg in the pan and scramble with the spatual. Dunno feels “homier”?

poached eggs tho 🤤

Any woman who speaks to me must have a malady

The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

It worked so well the first time… let’s do it in Palestine!

Stick to tv and phones, fuckers.

The alarm sounds are the engineering team jerking themselves off into your face.