Put the heavy part at the top and make sure the base is fairly narrow. It won’t fall down. It won’t fall down!

All this fish-on-fish violence has me craving some Long John Silvers.

They got you taking care of the cockroach problem in the basement?

Hell, a big enough chunk of any material from the periodic table will do a person in if it’s thrown hard enough.

They also do spyware. They just renamed it “AI.”