I’m a bit thick. Not certain if this is a joke that went over my head or not.

Im still in a rabbit hole trying to understand why some aren’t dinosaurs.

I’m somewhat better than the average Joe but I’m also lazy as hell.

When I handed down my laptop to my cousin, I didn’t install a flavor of Linux. I reseted it back to basic ass windows and called it a day. I’m not interested in tech support either.

When my brother in law bought a gaming PC, I didn’t push him to leave Win 11. That guy just wants to watch YouTube and play CoD.

Linux is cool and all. But let’s face it - people only change to something if they’re in pain. Otherwise they stick to the default.

I would do anything for Catherine Zeta-Jones. Even use Vim.

I remember when windows used to brag about incredibly fast boot times.

Now, my 5 yo gaming PC takes about 30 seconds to wake up to the password screen. While my Linux laptop takes 15 seconds to go from cold start to desktop.

This is why I hate how everything is AI now.

Generative AI is absolute trash.

A fancy suped up search engine using AI to check files and answer questions about the files, whatever.

Not certain what others experienced, but in my company, a bad Windows Update knocked out most of our computers for a full day. It was so bad, you can see it in like monthly financial reports when it happened.

It was one of the motivators for why my job dropped Microsoft.

It took a long time, but my company is fully off Windows.

Most of our workstations are on Linux. Unfortunately, the programmers and designers are still on Mac.

Ah yes. This is the future libs wants.

The Cracker Barrel to Transgender pipeline.

Same.

I’ve been loving Kewpie squeeze bottles and Truff mayo.

Don’t know what you’re talking about. As an American, I have one in my fridge. And I carry one to work. To add to my lunch, my coffee, of the sun is too hot and might burn my skin…

You will.

We’re a gateway drug.

They desperately wanted to eliminate personal computers and replace them with dumb terminals running over the net.

I don’t know about that.

Dumb terminal concept was more what Chromebook was doing.

Microsoft is doing something even stupider.

I don’t understand why any business is active on any social media, especially ones run by billionaires.

Post your shit to a website.

Have it auto-mirror to a social media platform.

Funnel questions back to your own website.

Done.

I saw a meme about sound cards recently and thousands of likes on social media.

And I wonder if it’s people up voting because they remember that era, if it’s bots, or if it’s just people who kinda get the joke and don’t want to be left out?