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3 days agoMy former girlfriend’s vagina is an Xbox to me…
My former girlfriend’s vagina is an Xbox to me…
Im pretty sure the flying monkeys are in a whole other medium, actually…
But, ‘a rose by any other name…’ and all, I suppose… 😋
That little monkey is 'Alas, Poor Yorick’ing his little heart out over there, but I bet come award season you won’t hear a goddamn thing about him… Why, you might ask?
Because there aren’t any fucking awards for stage actor monkeys. Duh.
That was a stupid question, honsstly, I’m not sure why you even asked it.
Well… In light of this thread, I’m certainly not gonna be able to look at Gamepass the same way now, at least…
dat haptic fredback
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